Why The Real Housewives to Go on Tour

In case the fact that Snooki has 2.6 million Twitter followers is not enough to shake your faith in humanity, consider this:

Multiple cast members from the Real Housewives franchise are going on tour, asking fans to dole out their hard-earned money for reasons completely unknown. Tickets go on sale August 19 and start - start! - at $49.50.

"Bravo viewers like to truly engage in the shows they are passionate about," says Ellen Stone, Bravo’s senior vice president of marketing in a statement. "With The Real Housewives Live Tour, we are able to give our fans a unique, hands-on experience with their favorite cast members across franchises that they can't experience anywhere else."

Check out the complete, incomprehensible tour schedule below.

ATLANTIC CITY, NJDATE: October 1VENUE: Caesars Circus Maximus TheaterCaroline Manzo - “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”LuAnn de Lesseps - “The Real Housewives of New York City”Kyle Richards - “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”Vicki Gunvalson - “The Real Housewives of Orange County”HAMMOND, IN (CHICAGO)DATE: October 8VENUE: The Venue at Horseshoe CasinoSonja Morgan - “The Real Housewives of New York City”Gretchen Rossi – “The Real Housewives of Orange County”Lisa Vanderpump - “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”Phaedra Parks - “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”ATLANTA, GADATE: October 15VENUE: Cobb Energy Performing Arts CentreNene Leakes - “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”Jill Zarin – “The Real Housewives of New York City”Melissa Gorga - “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”Marysol Patton – “The Real Housewives of Miami”